Opisy GG

?mieszne,   Chuck,   Cytaty,   Erotyczne,   Frag. piosenek,   Freestyle,   Graficzne,   Inspiruj?ce,   Mi?o?? Szcz??liwa,   Mi?o?? Zraniona,   Mi?osne nieposortowane,   Obcoj?zyczne,   Okoliczno?ciowe,   Pesymistyczne,   Prawa Murphego,   Rymowane,   Skr?towce,   Wulgarne,  

\"Mi?o?ci? o?ywieni s?u?my sobie wzajemnie\"

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Wreszcie jest na rynku pigulka dla mezczyzn do zazycia po stosunku. Jak dziala? Zmienia grupe krwi...

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Goral przyprowadzil swoja zone bedaca w ciazy na badania okresowe. Lekarz zbadal gazdzine, przyjal honorarium, pozgnal. Do gabinetu wchodzi maz i pyta o zdrowie zony. Lekarz odpowiada:
- No coz, u waszej zony jest ciaza pozamaciczna.
Chlop zbladl i nerwowo siega po portfel.
- Nie trzeba, gazdo, zona juz placila.
- Panie doktorze, macie tu 1000 zl, i nie mowcie nikomu, z pozamaciczna, bo jeszcze chlopy mnie wysmieja, zm nie trafil tam, gdzie trzeba.

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kraj na urwisku

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Lisc ma taka role w zyciu z musi caly czas wdychac i wydychac.

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A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??"
Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course."
American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We dont. In the States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada."
The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence.
The American persists: "Dya eat jelly with the bread??"
Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada."
The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?"
American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk.
Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you ve used them?"
American: "We throw them away, of course."
Canadian: "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

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